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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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