I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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