He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I want to make a zoo with you.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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