I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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