is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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