why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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