so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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