You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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