I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
She announced her abortion via fbk
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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