She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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