You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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