I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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