You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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