Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She's not a foreskin expert like you
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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