uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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