i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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