I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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