Ambien. No doubt about it.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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