Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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