Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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