i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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