So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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