i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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