i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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