Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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