Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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