omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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