are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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