Ambien. No doubt about it.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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