My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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