I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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