Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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