is your mom at the bar?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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