Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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