3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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