dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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