Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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