glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
