I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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