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the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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