Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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