So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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