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Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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