seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
tequila makes me forget i have legs
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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