super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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