my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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