butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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