At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The struggles of a small town man whore
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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