how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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