Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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