Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just want nice things and good sex
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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