I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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