i don't like sucking hair
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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