I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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